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July 23, 2008

Eh

What can I do for you?

Posted by durban bud at July 23, 2008 9:55 AM

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Get on all fours and scrub those floors Marjorie. You have company coming over! :)

Posted by: brettcajun at July 23, 2008 10:03 AM

For some reason the lyrics, "sit on my face and tell me that you love me" come to mind.

Posted by: Drew at July 23, 2008 10:27 AM

I can think of many things. : )

Posted by: Daryl at July 23, 2008 10:35 AM

Go to Dupont Circle and find the traffic cam and wave at it.

Posted by: Sarah at July 23, 2008 10:56 AM

Unlock! Unlock!

Posted by: Zack at July 23, 2008 10:58 AM

I could use a back rub. And someone to make me a sandwich.

Posted by: Sean. Spelled the Right Way. at July 23, 2008 1:27 PM

laundry

Posted by: rob the other half at July 23, 2008 1:51 PM

um - an iced chai tea with hazelnut...oh, and your company for casual conversation, please...thanks!

Posted by: Rob at July 23, 2008 2:46 PM

make life slow down for two shakes . .por favor

Posted by: Leo at July 23, 2008 4:49 PM

Well, you can start by posting more because I love your blog.

Then you can stop by MY blog more often and leave the occasional comment so that I know you're out there. :-)

I don't want much.

Posted by: cb at July 23, 2008 4:51 PM

Not fair to ask unless you're going to follow through :)

Posted by: Jeffrey at July 23, 2008 6:27 PM

Ooh, dangerous question to ask - let me get back to you once my imagination has run wild.

Okay, got it. How handy are you with a hammer and saw or maybe a paintbrush? I got plenty that needs doing around here.

Yeah right - like thats what I want you to do.

In fact, I like CB's idea... Post more damn you, but remeber don't go for quantity over quality. I expect the same dizzyingly high standard, just more of it!

Posted by: Kezza at July 23, 2008 6:34 PM

Stats?

Posted by: John at July 23, 2008 8:45 PM

Well you could start by making the "quick bio/naked photos" link give us a bio and (a lot) of naked photos. Now!!! :)

Posted by: Doxy at July 23, 2008 8:58 PM

You have any experience building decks or fences? Or building rock walls or fieldstone paths/patios?

Well, maybe just bring the trash cans up from the curb. And a big hug. That's all. Thanks.

Posted by: Matt at July 23, 2008 9:01 PM

Christ, I'm so glad you asked. The laundry is piling up in my closet. Actually, the light in that closet doesn't work. I need the cat's nails clipped, and the garbage taken out, and, honestly, I could use a stiff drink and a cheeseburger.

Posted by: Long Story Longer at July 23, 2008 9:27 PM

Pimp out your houseguests' MH profiles?

Walk down 17th Street in daisy dukes and a tube top?

Posted by: copperred at July 23, 2008 9:39 PM

I dunno. Are you a cop?

Posted by: Joe at July 23, 2008 10:37 PM

Spank BrettCajun's bareass and post the pics.

Posted by: TonkaManOR at July 23, 2008 11:41 PM

post some more! Cos you're now on my blogroll and i'll be checking you out even more!

jay

Posted by: jay at July 24, 2008 3:04 AM

Just take care of Homer for us.

Posted by: Aaron at July 24, 2008 9:35 AM

Post more stuff. ;)

Posted by: Spamwise at July 24, 2008 10:46 AM

Don't fub Brett when he arrives. He is going to try to kiss you instead. Or at least distract you so he can tweak a nipple!

Posted by: cb at July 24, 2008 2:36 PM

Take Homer for a bike ride in the National Aboretum and then dinner at Meskerem. Those were a couple of my favorite weekend activities when I lived in DC. Brett has to stay home and read the Scrabble Dictionary.

Posted by: sandy at July 24, 2008 3:01 PM

I think you know....

Posted by: Rafael at July 24, 2008 3:31 PM

Oh oh, I need someone to vacum the place, take the dog to the vet and then get me sushi for dinner tonight.

You can do all the above with no shirt on. :D

Posted by: Sorata at July 24, 2008 5:01 PM

Take your shirt off!

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at July 24, 2008 6:09 PM

Well I'll take some beads at decadence, I'll show you mine if you show me yours. Brett told me you guys are going. I'm going to be there too, can't wait.

Posted by: Derek at July 24, 2008 6:15 PM

Glad you posted. We were worried sick! And as long as you have your shirt off thanks to Sorrata and Pierre, why not just lose the pants too?

Posted by: Boomer at July 24, 2008 7:22 PM

yes, I agree. Shirt off please.

Posted by: Saturn at July 24, 2008 8:14 PM

Fub Homer.

Posted by: Mark at July 24, 2008 10:16 PM

I'm with Mark: Fub Homer! (and post a pic of said Fubbing...)

Posted by: Erik Rubright at July 25, 2008 7:18 AM

1. Post more self-pics, esp. shirtless.
2. Write more entries, daily if you're willing.
Thanks.
Doc

Posted by: Doc at July 25, 2008 7:58 PM

All of the above!

Posted by: Luther at July 26, 2008 7:09 AM

Just slap me on the ass and call me Dorothy.

Posted by: DanH at July 26, 2008 9:29 PM

just take the freakin shirt off already!

Posted by: Saturn at July 27, 2008 10:49 PM

Ha! Why didn't anyone say it was so easy to get 36 comments???

Posted by: atari_age at July 28, 2008 12:46 AM

out me. no no ... be my closet lover.

Posted by: moi at August 2, 2008 9:04 PM

Well, I haven't been feeling well, so you can bring some chicken noodle soup, come over here and do some dusting and cleaning, while wearing just a jockstrap and singing the original 1975 Cast Album of "A Chorus Line" including fankicks for the closing "One."

Posted by: Mike at August 2, 2008 11:44 PM

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