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August 22, 2008
Things to Do When You're on an Unnecessary Business Conference Call
Yearbook yourself!
Some of these photos actually resemble my real yearbook portraits -- except for the facial hair, which I only acquired after my initiation (and hazing) into the gay community.
My 8th grade yearbook photo features a mullet with the bottom tips of my hair dyed blonde. I was very inspired by Terri Nunn of Berlin in those days. This was also right around the time the word fag was routinely used to greet me.
Ms. Nunn also inspired me to dye the tip of my black cat's tail blonde, as well as a stripe on the top of her head. Unfortunately it came out red, leaving her embarrassed and judged by other catty cats. I can still relate!
Hat tip to Subway State Aaron
Posted by durban bud at August 22, 2008 09:44 AM
Comments
I spent way too much time there the other day. I like the early nineties picture best.
Posted by: Sarah at August 22, 2008 10:52 AM
I'm strangely turned on by some of these pictures.
Posted by: Raybob at August 22, 2008 11:43 AM
well, that was really scary.
but not as scary as my own high school graduation picture.
Posted by: Mark at August 22, 2008 01:55 PM
You're pursing your lips in every single one of those photos.
Posted by: jimbo at August 22, 2008 02:17 PM
Loving the mullet...it's a shame there isn't a Flock of Seagulls style shot. They're all better than my High School pic with kind of a shoulder length page boy.
Posted by: Boomer at August 22, 2008 03:48 PM
I like you as the fat one. AND the girl hair one. AND the afro one!!!
Posted by: cb at August 22, 2008 05:02 PM
hysterical!
Posted by: moby at August 22, 2008 07:48 PM
Some of those are really scary but the tennis one makes you look do-able.
Posted by: Jeff at August 23, 2008 12:22 PM
Ha ha. Thanks for the fun site!
Posted by: Kevin at August 24, 2008 06:52 AM
where do you come up with this shit...
you fuckin kill me.
Posted by: pam at August 24, 2008 09:27 PM