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September 3, 2008
All That She Wants
What color outfit will Sara PayLynn wear tonight?
That might be a sexist question, but let's face it, men really only have a couple options -- though, if I were a candidate I would wear a turquoise suit because I'm a fucking maverick (also, a reformer with results).
My money is on something light and "warm" -- maybe light blue? Or maybe dark blue, to appear tough on the gays. Pink or peach will only remind people of her daughter's furtile hoohoo. She already wore black, and red might appear too abortiony. Royal blue will only recall another scandal. Laura Bush already wore white after Labor Day. Hmm.
UPDATE: She wore something with a santorum hue!
Posted by durban bud at September 3, 2008 2:43 PM
Comments
I'm guessing brown. Shit brown.
Posted by: cb at September 3, 2008 3:11 PM
1. you're hilarious
2. i say some shade of purple.
3. i like boys...but she IS hot
Posted by: pam at September 3, 2008 4:32 PM
Maybe a jacket made of baby seals and pro life bumper stickers?
Posted by: DD at September 3, 2008 4:42 PM
I'm gonna go with Chartreuse Mooseknuckle. It's in this season.
Posted by: d at September 3, 2008 6:01 PM
She really should shed the staid and conservative image and go with a leopard print bodysuit with a suitable low-cut neck line, however my money is on a beige-ish neutral tone. Nothing says ambition like neutral.
Posted by: Kezza at September 3, 2008 6:46 PM
I hope she wears her hair in one of those Miss America up-dos. Cause we haven't seen that on her yet.
Also: Is it wrong of me to wish cancer of the cunt on her?
DB: Yeah, that's way wrong.
Posted by: MPG at September 3, 2008 7:26 PM
Whatever it is it can't be much worse than that hideous number Cindy wore on Monday - Mustard Dominatrix.
Posted by: Sean at September 3, 2008 8:41 PM
I'm thinking silver lame, no bra, as in "turn those silver bullets loose mama". Just for the Coors family.
Posted by: coozledad at September 3, 2008 9:17 PM
See through so we can see the sacred vagina, which she did not abort from.
Posted by: homer at September 4, 2008 12:02 AM
After seeing her speak last night, I still wish her you-know-what. Even more so.
Posted by: MPG at September 4, 2008 12:38 PM
I think it looked like sharkskin and was, therefore, quite appropriate. Maybe the Toddy caught it for her.
Posted by: henry at September 4, 2008 2:19 PM
I don't like her or her tactics or even much that she stands for. That said, I'd throw her skanky trailer trash ass into the street and do her husband in a hot minute. Does that make me a pig?
Posted by: Boomer at September 4, 2008 4:06 PM
She's a good speaker. She's a way better speaker than John McCain. What I got from her speech was that she has a lot of kids that like hockey, that if they are elected we are going to have lots and LOTS of oil, natural gas and coal in our future, mostly courtesy of the state of Alaska. And that we're going to stay in Iraq. But she's cute (regardless of all the photos of her kneeling by the dead animal she just shot in the neck), and a lot of people will respond to her. Fortunately John McCain is a way less compelling presence. But it's still a long way to November. And people in this country sure like those oil drills and all the wonderful oil those drills will drop directly in our laps, completely bypassing the global oil pricing and distribution system.
Posted by: DanH at September 5, 2008 5:25 AM
p.s. about the ANWR oil:
http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1815884,00.html
"A 2004 study by the government's Energy Information Administration (EIA) found that drilling in ANWR would trim the price of gas by 3.5 cents a gallon by 2027."
about what she wore: lovely oilslick grey blouse with stylish oil black skirt.
Posted by: DanH at September 5, 2008 1:58 PM
Check your e-mail TJ. You got a evite from me.
Posted by: Leo at September 5, 2008 2:05 PM
Ummm... dear TJ... your blogs are getting shorter every day... maybe manhunt and adam4adam are taking too much time out of you... just like me!
Posted by: CA_Slut_Boy at September 5, 2008 9:08 PM
She's a DEVIL so she should have worn red.
Mark :-)
Posted by: Mark in DE at September 6, 2008 3:49 PM
Red, yes, because she want to make sure that chicken shit Charlie Gibson toes the line....she'll probably be stamping on his feet with her heels if he even looks at her funny.
Posted by: Mark H at September 9, 2008 2:21 PM
