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October 10, 2008
Have You Never Been Mellow?
Jimbo has been calling every other day, "OMG -- are you okay? You haven't updated your blog in AGES! Something must be wrong. Oh God, WHY?!? Also, Olivia Newton-John turned 60. She's fierce." I'm like, "Our economy is in CRISIS! When I'm not standing in the DC bread line, I am in the fetal position, crying, wondering what I'ma gon' do. Luckily, Rob still has his Y2K stash of canned tuna and peanut butter to get us through."
Truthfully, my life is peachy in these dark days, so I just don't have much to say. Things are surprisingly mellow. I mean, the only exciting recent update is that I nicknamed my testicles "Fannie" and "Freddie." Do you even care?
I could write about the election -- which has consumed my days and nights -- but I think most people have heard enough. Besides, others do it so much better. I've written three posts about the matter but I've decided not to further pollute the atmosphere. Enough! Just stop acting like a dick!
Like the economy, porn has also taken a turn for the worse. Michael Lucas is helping to destroy a once enjoyable outlet for myself. The NSFW proof is here. Enjoy!
AND my laptop is in the shop again, the second time in less than a year. Ugh. I will never buy a Dell again. I have to use an antiquated desktop. Gross. Times are hard!
I did manage to make it to a few homosexual parties the past few weekends. Have you ever noticed that there is always a woman who looks like Camryn Manheim running around taking photos of everyone at gay parties? It's true. Why is that? Oh God, WHY?!?
My parents are visiting this weekend. That should provide much fodder for this blog.
Posted by durban bud at October 10, 2008 9:00 AM
Comments
It's good to see a blog post so I know you're OK.
Posted by: jimbo at October 10, 2008 10:08 AM
God I love Romy and Michelles High School Reunion. Its either a Cameron Manheim or a tranny taking pictures. Interesting observation though.
Posted by: Jeff at October 10, 2008 10:23 AM
Yeah, I'm with Jimbo, it's good to hear that you're OK. Course, I could have poked you ...
John has been in Lee Silverman Vocal Technique (LSVT) sessions an hour a day, 4 days a week, for about a month. And then there's homework. It's whacked our sleep schedules and work schedules and what all upside the head ...
Next week we kinda/sorta return to normal, whatever that is
Posted by: Raven~ at October 10, 2008 10:33 AM
Nice to know the twins have names now.
Posted by: Sorata at October 10, 2008 11:11 AM
Sounds like you get invited to fabulous gay parties. Mine always have someone who looks like Nell Carter running around taking pictures. And we're talking the DEAD nell... not the "gimme a break" nell.
Posted by: cb at October 10, 2008 1:34 PM
Sat hello to Frannie & Freddie for me.
Posted by: Mark at October 10, 2008 2:56 PM
Ok, I'll try that again.
Say hello to Fannie & Freddie for me.
Note to self: proof read everything.
Posted by: Mark at October 10, 2008 2:58 PM
Glad other people have boring patches too. Thanks a lot to you and Rob for the idea for comments in swing states and letters to the editor, etc. I have now officially been called a "stupid socialist" or the ever popular "liberal" (said like something they want to scrap off the bottom of their shoes) by some fine Ohio residents.
It makes me happy that a Chicago "elitist" can help educate the unwashed masses. I kid...I kid
Posted by: Boomer at October 10, 2008 3:12 PM
Grasshopper, if you would only stay off X-Tube, those keys wouldn't chronically be glued together on your Dell laptop. Just wear your big nerdy glasses and push the laptop a little further away from you next time. You aint got nothing on Sarah Palin's cool shades boy! ;)
Posted by: brettcajun at October 10, 2008 5:54 PM
Ohmigod, Michael Lucas is disgusting.
Posted by: homerh at October 10, 2008 7:34 PM
If your nuts have dropped as far as the two headed gorgon of mortgage securitization specialists you'll be able to throw them across the room as a party trick.
Posted by: copperred at October 11, 2008 12:22 AM
Glad to see you back! Honestly, TJ, sometimes you act as if this blog were all about you.
Posted by: John at October 11, 2008 10:36 AM
Start watching The Real Housewives of Atlanta. You'll have plenty to blog about after...
Posted by: Matt at October 11, 2008 7:40 PM
The word that grosses me out is "creampies."
Posted by: Mike at October 12, 2008 11:59 PM
Is that Olivia Newton-John or Camille Paglia?
Posted by: SaltyMissJill at October 14, 2008 8:23 AM
So happy you ae back! TG! We all need a break every now and then-- but dont do it again! Just kidding!
Posted by: Errol at October 14, 2008 10:18 AM
So just how BIG was the Bailout for YOUR Fannie & Freddy? Hm. I hope they haven't changed their political tune now that they have all that mooolah.....
Posted by: Mark H at October 15, 2008 6:38 PM
I just figured with all the hugging and cuddling you where spent.
Posted by: StevieB at October 16, 2008 4:13 PM
Good luck with the parents' visit. And thank you for not writing about politics. Truly, its enough.
Mark :-)
Posted by: Mark in DE at October 16, 2008 11:30 PM