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October 30, 2008

Happy "Power Bottom Appreciation Day!"

Today is the third annual Power Bottom Appreciation Day. Did you forget?

I may have received an unsolicited email a couple weeks ago from the gentleman I featured in the photo from my first post about this day, but I'm not one to brag about such trivial things. I mean, really. But if I did receive an email from this particular hot former porn stud, I would imagine it was very sweet, informative, and...friendly. Since I'm modest I would never blab about it, though.

Please pay tribute to those enthusiastic heroes on this special occasion. Smack it up, flip it, rub it down. You'll be glad you did.

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October 24, 2008

No on Prop 8

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October 17, 2008

Dell Hell

My Dell laptop has passed away at the ripe old-age of two. After suffering a long and painful battle with the disease of "being a Dell product," he simply gave up, well beyond his 90-day warranty. The operation he received a year ago to replace his motherboard only extended his life one year. The three power supply adaptor replacements he endured only added more and more scar tissue to his battered body. He will now be joining his previous dead Dell brother in hell.

People tell me that Dell is still one of the best laptop manufacturers. My experiences witnessing smoke seeping out of their laptops and enduring condecension from tech "support" in Bangladesh suggest otherwise.

But it's all a learning experience, isn't it? I will be a fool no more.

Perhaps it is now time to join the ranks of the Apple elites who blurt out things at Georgetown cocktail parties like "I use Adobe Creative Suite 4.0!" and "OMG -- Final Cut Pro!" At this point, I'm very open-minded.

So I come to you looking for affordable and reliable laptop suggestions as I embark upon this new journey. And it must be powerful enough to run the ENTIRE Adobe Creative Suite with ease. Also, Final Cut Pro. Thanks.

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October 10, 2008

Have You Never Been Mellow?

Jimbo has been calling every other day, "OMG -- are you okay? You haven't updated your blog in AGES! Something must be wrong. Oh God, WHY?!? Also, Olivia Newton-John turned 60. She's fierce." I'm like, "Our economy is in CRISIS! When I'm not standing in the DC bread line, I am in the fetal position, crying, wondering what I'ma gon' do. Luckily, Rob still has his Y2K stash of canned tuna and peanut butter to get us through."

Truthfully, my life is peachy in these dark days, so I just don't have much to say. Things are surprisingly mellow. I mean, the only exciting recent update is that I nicknamed my testicles "Fannie" and "Freddie." Do you even care?

I could write about the election -- which has consumed my days and nights -- but I think most people have heard enough. Besides, others do it so much better. I've written three posts about the matter but I've decided not to further pollute the atmosphere. Enough! Just stop acting like a dick!

Like the economy, porn has also taken a turn for the worse. Michael Lucas is helping to destroy a once enjoyable outlet for myself. The NSFW proof is here. Enjoy!

AND my laptop is in the shop again, the second time in less than a year. Ugh. I will never buy a Dell again. I have to use an antiquated desktop. Gross. Times are hard!

I did manage to make it to a few homosexual parties the past few weekends. Have you ever noticed that there is always a woman who looks like Camryn Manheim running around taking photos of everyone at gay parties? It's true. Why is that? Oh God, WHY?!?

My parents are visiting this weekend. That should provide much fodder for this blog.

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