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February 19, 2009
Sean Delonas: Fat, Ugly and Obsessed with Homosexuality?
You be the judge!
You'd think that a cartoonist who regularly makes fun of overweight people in his "art" would not be overweight himself. But you would be wrong. Ladies & Gentleman, let's take a look-see at infamous NY Post funny girl, Sean Delonas:
Hippo-crite!
Someone's got projection issues.
If you take a look at his illustrious body of work you will see a consistent theme: Gay Gay Gay. Seriously, even I don't think about gay people as much as he does...and I'm like a real homo.
Which opens the door to more questions about the real homophobe behind the bully pencil.
Projection?
He does have that married-to-a-woman, toe-tapping-in-a-restroom look, doesn't he? I totally picture him singing "Crown Him the King of Kings" in church, while sweating profusely as he imagines what his next Craigslist M4M ad will say. I bet he secretly downloads shitty Celine Dion remixes to his Zune in the middle of the night, wearing only his wife's panties. He's got the look.
I lifted the photo from a blogger who attended a book-signing near DC with Ms. Delonas. I would link to it but there were also photos of his son, and I don't want that poor child to suffer even more from the sins of his artery-clogged douchebag of a father. It's embarrassing enough that his dad got called out for regurgitating his own work.
Such a shame.
Posted by durban bud at February 19, 2009 12:50 PM
Comments
Delonas cartoons are over the top, but don't you have to be slightly controversial to garner fame as a cartoonist? I do agree that it is sad when people have projection issues. (cough)
Thanks for getting off your ass and posting something new. I was just about to send you a bitchy email. You were spared sister!
Posted by: brettcajun at February 19, 2009 3:17 PM
Interestingly 20 years ago or so when I worked at the largest Telecommunications Company in the world we had an in house employee magazine. One of the articles talked about global markets and contained a world map. Guess what? On the country of Africa, the contracting art company placed a monkey. Racist? Probably not the intent. Regardless, their future services were terminated. Hmmmm.
Posted by: Christopher at February 19, 2009 9:39 PM
Hanging out in the kiddy book section? Ewwwwww.
Posted by: homer at February 20, 2009 9:02 AM
You gave me so much imagery that I did not want.
As far as being controversial, yeah, most ed cartoonists cross lines. But within limits.
This guy is a complete dead-ender 20% whackjob.
Posted by: atari_age at February 20, 2009 9:49 AM
Get outta here TJ...this guy is seriously HOT!
Ummmm errrr...oh God I couldn't do it...I was kidding but I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
This racist scum Douchelonas guy deserves to have his face ripped off by a chimp in Xanax withdrawl. Which begs the question if a chimp can get a perscription for Xanax why won't my gay doctor give one to me? Riddle me THAT Batman.
Posted by: Boomer at February 20, 2009 4:43 PM
Yeah you nailed it bro! you KNOW he is like the ONE person in the world with a Zune.
Posted by: cb at February 20, 2009 7:44 PM
Me thinks the lady doth protest too much. I'm just sayin'...
Posted by: Mark in DE at February 21, 2009 1:32 PM
Yes, and happy birthday.
Posted by: Aaron at February 23, 2009 10:33 AM
This guy's "stimulus plan" cartoon is a great reflection of the Republican approach to getting us out of the economic crisis they got us in to. The party of "no": no new ideas (duhhh, let's do more tax cuts to the rich...), no cooperation, no ability to think above the level of a frustrated racist moron. Disgusting.
Posted by: DanH at February 23, 2009 3:19 PM