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October 22, 2009
I Think I'll Use The Word Boondoggle Again
Sometimes I read Michelle Malkin's blog. It's comedy gold. It's fun just to see where she'll drop the word "boondoggle" into her latest hysterical rant. It never fails.
These days she's been freaking the fuck out over the current administration's pitch to Americans to consider volunteering and engaging in national service to their country. The fact that those in the entertainment industry are helping to advance this sinister message to the masses this week has caused poor Michelle to queef sulfur. This, in her mind, is today's boondoggle:
"Hollywood hearts Obama. Obama hearts government-directed national service. That is why you won't be able to change the TV channel all week without getting lectured about the need to get off the couch and Do Something. (After your favorite shows are over, of course.) Creeped out? You should be."
OMG, I AM creeped out! Fuck volunteering! Fuck you, Teri Hatcher! Stop telling me to help out poor black kids with cleft-palettes! I will stay right here on my couch and read blogs instead! Thanks for enlightening us to this boondoggle, Michelle Malkin!
Like clockwork, her readers rally around her outrage with revealing comments like this:
"I steadfastly refuse to do anything. This drive for forced volunteerism and mandatory national service has made me decide to do absolutely nothing except take care of myself and my own needs."
And this is different from your yesterday, how?
EL-OH-EL!
Posted by durban bud at October 22, 2009 11:56 PM
Comments
wtf?
Seriously though .. It's great that freaks like her have a platform from which to spew their mantra. It's a modern version of those circus sideshows that all died out years ago.
Posted by: matticus at October 23, 2009 2:20 AM
I just read that blog entry from August of 08 and it's absolutely BRILLIANT.
You're awesome.
Posted by: AjohnP at October 23, 2009 7:40 AM
I love how BOTH you and Jimbo cursed on your latest blogposts. LOL. Isn't cursing fun?! I do it all the time!
That lady is kinda weird. And what's up with the aluminum foil hat?
Posted by: brettcajun at October 23, 2009 10:39 AM
Fuck fuck fuck.
This anti-volunteerism screed really gets my goat. These people really have nothing else to complain about? Volunteer or don't, but no one's forcing anyone to join the Peace Corps.
Posted by: jimbo at October 23, 2009 10:43 AM
I read her and her Anne's butt boy Matt sometimes too, just for the giggle factor. I love the me!, me!, me aspect of these fools, and thanks for the picture, I may be stealing it sometime soon.
Posted by: Kipper at October 23, 2009 12:27 PM
First of all FUCK that dried-up shrew's attack on volunteerism.
Malkin, Drudge and the gang of swell kids over at Fox would be funny as hell if they didn't have thousands of gun-toting, teabagging "patriots" hanging on their every word. It makes me ashamed and embarrassed to live in a country where their ilk get's the platform that they do and that so many actually believe the bile they spew.
Someone's going to get hurt and that would be a tragedy.
Posted by: Boomer at October 23, 2009 1:35 PM
'queef sulpher'
That will have me tittering all day!
And the selfishness of these patriotic christians is beyond disgusting.
Posted by: rusty, out on the factory floor at October 24, 2009 11:12 AM
Yeah! Fuck it all! Fuck america! Fuck yeah!
Posted by: cb at October 24, 2009 9:03 PM
As long as they stop volunteering at their fundie churches, I'm happy.
Posted by: rangergeek at October 27, 2009 8:30 PM
I'm a little confused: Does Malkin queef sulfur before or after she shoots ping-pong balls out of her vaj?
Posted by: Rob at October 28, 2009 1:00 PM